OMG!

U Fatso!

One of the greatest fears that plague many a human is the thingy of growing fat. For a few it might look greater than the fear of death itself. Nobody wants to grow fat, even the comedian Gabriel Iglesias (he is fluffy not fat) I guess, but just that most just end up being.

Being Fat has nothing to do with a number that gives the value of the force u exert on the earth’s surface. If u want a lesser value, u can save money, colonize the moon and enjoy having a lesser value on the weighing scale and perhaps even try setting  some records in the event:  long jump.  However we all know, we are addicted to numbers these days from weight to our broadband speed to the higher 20’s on the Lumia phones and we let them control our lives.

   I am not writing this post to seduce by saying: “I have a secret to reduce your waistline by 3 inches in a month so read ma next post next week” or “one tip to reduce the belly in an hour, read till the end”. Well! We all know those bastards have taken advantage of our vulnerabilities but this is about how that vulnerability is becoming an annoying projection of our behavior, I reckon. Read on!  

  The reason I think the whole world (it’s a globalised society so what happens here usually happens everywhere) is conscious of becoming fat and feel vulnerable about is watching people’s statements and behavior. Maybe back in those days when folks met each other, it probably was like:

    (Characters in these dialogues are purely fictitious and 

resemblance to anyone is due to ma stupid brain randomly

picking up two common names from the tip of the 

cerebellum or wherever)  

Mary: Hello! Hey haven’t seen you in a long time. How you been?

Justin: I’m good Mary! Oh! I just got married…

Mary: How sweet! Maybe that’s why u put on some weight.

Justin: ah yes! Happens, u know…. 

Today it probably would be like:

Mary: Hey Justin! OMG! Holy Crap!

Justin: what happened?

Mary: OMG! U r so fat

Justin: what? Fat?  I just gained a few pounds…

Mary: that’s fat!

    It looks people look around at everyone and look for the slightest bulge along the waist line and if they find it, they blurt out fast: “growing fat?” or “Someone’s nurturing a belly?”… Blah blah…. We all have heard it or did this to someone else. well! i know that sheepish smile :P

I guess a fear can never be suppressed or so any emotions. If u try, it gets expressed in different ways like sometimes they project that fear on to someone or do it so in their behaviors. Like someone goes around calling everyone fat for some slight fat projections can be diagnosed with that fear - fear that himself/herself may or is  growing fat. He/she is just  scared and so calls everyone around fat to feel safe or non vulnerable......

Moreover today there is no finite line that separates the fat from the lean or the normal (whatever that meant). Today someone might call u fat and after two hours someone else would call u normal and by the end of the day u can’t be sure if u r fat or not until u r really fat.

Conclusion: If someone is annoyingly going around and judging everyone is fat or not as if he/she is a judge on a beauty pageant or something, u can almost be very certainly be sure that the person is just projecting her/his own fear on to someone else. 

Well! we all know what to do now... Lets take them out!

P.S. There's more to a person......